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Two Atheists Help Me Discover Faith

I was killing time between planes when my phone buzzed. My good friend Joe Myers was emailing me, “Jim, there’s this atheist on eBay who is selling his soul, you need to get into this – it’s right up your alley”

Buying a Soul on EBay

I was killing time between planes a little over a year ago when my phone buzzed. My good friend Joe Myers was emailing me, “Jim, there’s this atheist on eBay who is selling his soul, you need to get into this – it’s right up your alley”

You’re Going to Hell, Boy

It’s two am and I open my email to find the word “REPENT” in all capital letters in the body of the first message I open. Not only am I told to repent, I’m also told I’m going to hell.

This is the third time in a week I’ve been threatened with eternal damnation via email. Emails from the occasional backwards Christian kook are entertaining, as well as depressing: some members of the Christian faith are truly ridiculous.

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